Victims Of Amadán

Membership

How to become a Victim of Amadán

Just let us touch you… Seriously tho…

There really isn’t much to it. You need to own a bike.

Ride with us a few time. If we like you and we’ll invite you.

We are picky about who joins us, so just because you ride with us doesn’t mean you’re touched (accepted).

 

Favorable Personality Traits for Consideration.

 

Non-Confrontational – We’re poor and can’t afford the Legal & Medical bills. Nor do any of us wish to start trouble with anyone.

Safety Minded – We like to have fun, but we like to be safe about it, if you want to do wheelies at 90MPH while we ride down the road, apply to your local crotch rocket group, not here.

Dark/Dry/Non-PC/Mel Brooks Sense of Humor – First and foremost, we fuck with each other. Very little is off limits.

All Around Nice Guy – To spite how we treat each other, that is not representative of the way we treat others. Just because we act like dicks doesn’t mean that we are.
Respect for each other is why we can be such assholes to one another. Respect for everyone else is why we are not assholes to others.
Sure we might get loud in bars and restaurants or while walking down the street, but we’ll still hold the door for a lady and give the right-a-way to an old man and watch our language in front of little kids.

Benefits

Why should you join our club

Being a member of the Victims of Amadan means you get more than just hanging and riding. While we pride ourselves on being a very social group, we also practice more serious habits for safety both on and off the bikes.

Riders of all experience levels will benefit from the knowledge we’ve accrued over the years. This is  especially helpful for beginner riders.

We don’t claim to be mechanics, but we’ve turned a wrench or two. And someone is always willing to help you with the simple things everyone should know how to do.

Things like:

Also if you like to get out and travel, we do that too. we’re not locally bound. We like to get away. At least one a year we take a long weekend to ride somewhere, sometimes longer.

 

It really is all about the adventure

Contact Us

Drop Us A Line!

 

 

VictimsOfAmadan@gmail.com